Freezer's Week In Review

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( Round Seven! FIGHT! )

Welcome to the Week in Review, where no embarassing email chains exist. And I can explain the browser history.
( Round Five! FIGHT! )

(With apologies to Styx)

♬♬Welcome to the overreactions
Come on in and see the action
Tune on in, let your blood pressure soar
Season starts with expectations
Suddenly reality sets in
But it's way too soon for "yea" or "nay"

Don't be fooled by the clips on YouTube
Or Twitter or ESPN
They show you highlights of how your team should be
But they're just a bunch of fanboy fantasy

So if you think your team's a legit contender
Or just one big pile of lame
Just remember that it's only Week One
And at this point you're all the same
Except the Jags.♬♬

( Round One! FIGHT! )